Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Marie lost her Super Bowl bet

Marie lost her Super Bowl bet
A move that she’ll deeply regret
She’ll have to allow
Her boyfriend to plow
All the holes in her personal “Triple Threat.”

Had her team not been defeated
Marie would have found herself treated
To backrubs for a week
A daily cunnilingual tweak
Without being mounted or meated.

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