A gay football player named Weavar
Played the game in an athletic fever. He
started in South Bend As
a rookie tight end And retired as a pro wide receiver.
There once was a woman nmed Gardener; A young amateur penis hardenner. She
went without knowing That
she causedg such growing So rather than blame her, let’s pardon her..
There once was a woman named Kara Whose face and hair could not be faira. With
breasts so well sized That
other women despised But made men just stand there and stara.
Dr. Michael J. MacArthur is a humorist and the Executive Direstor of the International Center for Limerick Studies. He earned a SaD (Doctor of Smart Assery) from the Edward Lear Institute of Literary Technology. He is a Curmudgeon, First Class and a Member of the Order of Sahl. He is also thought to be a environmental kook.