The gals at work ment to the strip show

The gals at work ment to the strip show
Where the big, beegy studs let it all go,
Where a 20 buck tip,
Got one girl a flip,
And sent the hens out looking to crow.

There’s a stripper named Patty Ann Mears

There’s a stripper named Patty Ann Mears
Who drove her poor mother to tears.
Now, Mom’s not a prude,
It’s OK if Pat’s nude,
But she hates her ankles behind her ears.

All the women adore One-Eyed Peter.

All the women adore One-Eyed Peter.
He’ll turn a good wife to a cheater.
And it is also said
That a kiss of this head
Tastes like marshmallow cream, only sweeter.

Marie is so incredibly thin,

Marie is so incredibly thin,
If you want to take her for a spin,
You night need a lever
To open her ______
Or you just might not get your ____ in.

There was a first-time nudist named Rick

There was a first-time nudist named Rick
Who got tossed from the resort really quick,
When he asked poor Joan
To take Coppertone
And liberally apply it to his ____.

Nathan got the whole wrong idea

Nathan got the whole wrong idea
From the text he received from Maria,
“MST BLO OFF AR D8”.
He replied, “GR8”.
Not realizing she actually meant, “C YA”.

There once was a fellow named Tucker,

There once was a fellow named Tucker,
An long-haul, over-the-road trucker.
And he also knows how
To trim his mom’s eyebrow.
Yep, he sure is a big mother-plucker.

The beach lifeguard swept in like a hawk

The beach lifeguard swept in like a hawk
To stop Julie’s clothing-free walk.
“You can’t cite free speech
For being nude on the beach,
Unless you can make your _____ talk.”

In pleasing women, Joe was the king.

In pleasing women, Joe was the king.
His secret? Just one little thing.
“I know that this shocks,
But, don’t lick her ___
After feasting on buffalo wings.”

The new shampoo girl named Bloo Skye

The new shampoo girl named Bloo Skye
Has driven the salon’s sales sky high,
Since the word got around
To guys all over town
That she gives a ____ ____ with every blow dry.

After visiting a nudist resort,

After visiting a nudist resort,
June had only this to report.
“I’d like to confirm
Breasts look best firm,
And that ‘All men are equal’ falls short.”

There was a old fellow named Dade

There was a old fellow named Dade
Who’s libido was starting to fade.
‘Tween the pumps and the pills.
The ointments and jells,
He needs a U-Haul to get laid.