Said the rapper, "In spite of my riches,"

Said the rapper, "In spite of my riches,
"I'm still having trouble with bitches.
"At night they look fine
"When I'm loaded on wine
"But every morning, I wake up with witches."

The citizens of good Baltimore

The citizens of good Baltimore
Have Edgar Allen Poe to adore.
The Rue Morgue. The Raven.
The Tell Tale Heart is my faverin.
Forget that great author? Nevermore.

Go Ravens. Beat the Steelers.

A young college girl up in Devner

A young college girl up in Denver
Went out on a weekend-long bender.
She woke naked and drunk
On a mechanical bronc
Oh! She did not know how long she'd been there.

Hail to NFL Week 4

I'm a big margarita," said Kim

I'm a big marfarita," said Kim
As she poured tequila into her ____.
She squeezed fresh lime juice
All over her _____,
And even put salt on the rim.

From a hard day or work, our Pa

From a hard day of work, our Pa
Came home very horny for Ma.
But she had the curse
And what's even worse,
She had hemorrhoids and lockjaw.

While walking one night by the sea

While walking one night by the sea,
Margaret needed to pee.
She squatted there on the beach
Sadly within reach
Of a lobster and her children three

This hooker down in San Diego

This hooker down in San Diego
Is so hot. You could call her “enfuego”.
Baut the best part, you see
Is she gives it for free.
Not a charger? Why didn’t you say so?

This woman in Indianapolis

This woman in Indianapolis
Likes to ride through the countryside braless.
To watch her on her colt
Is not much of a jolt
Because the poor girl is ta-ta-less.

Week three for you and me.

Consider our poor buddy Bruce

Consider our poor buddy Bruce
Who wanted to have sex with a moose.
While Bruce was insider her
A bull moose tried to ride her
And gave our old friend quite a goose

There once was a woman named May

There once was a woman named May
Who hitched across the U S A.
To chip in for gas,
She gave up her ___
And got 410 miles per lay.

There once was a guy named Mike B.

There once was a guy named Mike B.
Who was tattooed everywhere you could see.
He said, "They're all women
"Wearing just what God give 'em.
"Now, I'll always have girls around me."

In spite of his short little ____

In spite of his short little ____
Every woman in town dated Wong.
They get satisfaction
From the remarkable action
Of his nine and three-quarter inch tongue.

There omce was a girl from North Umber

There once was a girl from North Umber
Who for sex, preferred a cucumber.
"You don't have to beat it
"When you're done you can eat it,
"And at night it won't disturb your slumber."

A toast to my old buddy Boris

A toast to my old buddy Boris
Who lost house and car through divoris.
One night when he ____,
He shouted out "Jane"
Forgetting his wife's name was Doris.

A giving young girl named Louise

A giving young girl named Louise
Spent most of her time on her knees.
Short, fat or tall
She'd ____ ____ them all.
All you needed to do was say, "Please".