Someone asked Astronaut Grace
About enjoying sex in space.
"All you need is a strap
"Or a velcro wrap
"To dock your ___ unto his face."
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About Me
- Dr. Michael J. MacArthur
- Dr. Michael J. MacArthur is a humorist and the Executive Direstor of the International Center for Limerick Studies. He earned a SaD (Doctor of Smart Assery) from the Edward Lear Institute of Literary Technology. He is a Curmudgeon, First Class and a Member of the Order of Sahl. He is also thought to be a environmental kook.
Blog Archive
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- Said the rapper, "In spite of my riches,"
- The citizens of good Baltimore
- A young college girl up in Devner
- I'm a big margarita," said Kim
- From a hard day or work, our Pa
- While walking one night by the sea
- This hooker down in San Diego
- This woman in Indianapolis
- Consider our poor buddy Bruce
- There once was a woman named May
- There once was a guy named Mike B.
- In spite of his short little ____
- There omce was a girl from North Umber
- A toast to my old buddy Boris
- A giving young girl named Louise
- An enterprising young hooker named Kay
- An elderly lady named Dottie
- This pretty young widow in Dallas
- There once was a woman named Brandie
- I know a young girl in Detroit
- Margaret Elizabeth Jones
- Mortitian's assistant Yvonne
- An entrepreneur in Seattle
- Someone asked Astronaut Grace
- Pizza deliverer Tony
- After delivering 9 children, Mary
- In the hills, a horny young Mister
- An enterprising cashier named Rose
- Contortionist Cynthia Jo
- There is this woman who lives in Green Bay
- A transvestite living in Cincinnati
- There once was a young girl named Jamie
- There once was a woman named Cheryl
- A dignified gal from St. Ives
- The girls are all hot for the charms
- Restaurant critis Herbert
- This fellow who lives in New York
- Sweet Sue in the maternity ward
- On the phone, Jenny complained to Grace
- The frustrated widow, Mae Copp
- That slimy old _____, Sid Cooker
- Consider the spermatazoa
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- Dave Barry's Book of Bad Songs - Andrews McMeel Publishing - Kansas City - 1997
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