Consider contortionist Wendy
Who was considerably agile and bendy
Her favorite bit
Is to lick her own ____
And stick a toe in her rear endy.
Upset that you can’t speak Valyrian?
7 years ago
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- Dr. Michael J. MacArthur
- Dr. Michael J. MacArthur is a humorist and the Executive Direstor of the International Center for Limerick Studies. He earned a SaD (Doctor of Smart Assery) from the Edward Lear Institute of Literary Technology. He is a Curmudgeon, First Class and a Member of the Order of Sahl. He is also thought to be a environmental kook.
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- There is a young woman named Karen
- There is a young woman in Boulder
- A working girl in Tampa Bay
- At the park, there's a young girl named Penny
- Said a mom to her girl in Philadelphia
- There once was a gal named Alana
- There once was a young girl named Rose
- A philospher from outside of Cannes
- My brother down there in Jacksonville
- Michigan at Ohio State - 2008
- A libidinous woman from Houston
- Anna Maria Moretti
- There was a dogwalker named Fay
- There's a story of my good friend Liz
- My old friend Bill loves Buffalo
- A libidinous woman from Houston
- On the seashore, a sweet Georgia peach
- Professional porn actress Daisy
- Star Trek was my favorite show
- As she walked on the nude beach, our Marge
- A charming young bachelor from Dallas
- A guy I know in ArizonaWill mever have sex with a ...
- The crazy little women of Kansas City
- There once was a girl named Marie
- There was a young fellow named Bart
- Annabeth Margaret Fieson
- Consider contortionist Wendy
- Consider the poor narcoleptic
- A fellow who grew up in Pittsfurgh
- An East Coaster who moved to Seattle
- There once was a woman named Kat
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