I swear that I’m being seduced
By that anchorgirl on Headline News.
She blinks in Morse code
A sensuous ode
Of the moisture level of her _____.
Upset that you can’t speak Valyrian?
7 years ago
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About Me
- Dr. Michael J. MacArthur
- Dr. Michael J. MacArthur is a humorist and the Executive Direstor of the International Center for Limerick Studies. He earned a SaD (Doctor of Smart Assery) from the Edward Lear Institute of Literary Technology. He is a Curmudgeon, First Class and a Member of the Order of Sahl. He is also thought to be a environmental kook.
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- Tired of do-it-herself bushwacks,
- A fellow who lived in Green Bay
- I hate that "Shamwow" fellow, Vince
- TV makes my sex life more steamy
- And then of course, there's Bridgette
- Whenever I spend time with Kendra
- There once was a bimbo named Holly
- Hugh Hefner has revived the Bunny
- There once was a man who played keno
- Here's to the immortal Babe Ruth
- The annual car show inspires
- There once was a fellow named Craig
- There once was a fellow named Rudy
- As we celebrate Valentine's Day
- So today is Friday the Thirteenth
- There once was a fellow named Bobby
- There once was a fellow named Oliver
- I was sitting in my ice fishing shack
- The recession's hit hard our downtown
- A sailor who needed a punt
- Here's to the great Michael Phelps -- Revisited
- Jimmy's wife arranged for his birthday
- A fellow who grew up in Pittsfurgh -- Revisited
- I swear that I'm being seduced
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- Dave Barry's Book of Bad Songs - Andrews McMeel Publishing - Kansas City - 1997
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