At her yard sale, young Joanna Mack,
Found her neighbors were taken aback.
Because in their vicinity,
She sold her virginity
At $200 a crack.
Upset that you can’t speak Valyrian?
7 years ago
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- Dr. Michael J. MacArthur
- Dr. Michael J. MacArthur is a humorist and the Executive Direstor of the International Center for Limerick Studies. He earned a SaD (Doctor of Smart Assery) from the Edward Lear Institute of Literary Technology. He is a Curmudgeon, First Class and a Member of the Order of Sahl. He is also thought to be a environmental kook.
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- Teddy lost his job at the laundry
- Bob was searched on the run to Chicago
- A male hooker named (really!) Thor
- Limericks that are set in Red China
- Geneticist Deborah Delph
- There once was a fellow named Henley
- “Black Velvet” is a wonderful song
- At his murder trial Benjamin Brophy
- At the park, Leslie Ann unfurls
- America’s future is scary
- On a bench, in the park, near the grass
- It’s really not bad being blind
- Spoletti, the veteran umpire
- Restaurateur Marcella Myners
- Alana is the coupon queen
- Dougie, the king of Karaoke
- Mark warned his apprentice bartender
- A financially strapped young nurse
- When landscaping specialist, Race
- At her yard sale, young Joanna Mack
- At the cookout, my best friend DeBussy
- 666 is the mark of the beast.
- There once was a woman named Nan
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