There was a guy from Salt Lake City
Who asked people to alt take pity.
“Heavens above!
I’ve fallen in love
With a woman with defalt fake tity.”
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7 years ago
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About Me
- Dr. Michael J. MacArthur
- Dr. Michael J. MacArthur is a humorist and the Executive Direstor of the International Center for Limerick Studies. He earned a SaD (Doctor of Smart Assery) from the Edward Lear Institute of Literary Technology. He is a Curmudgeon, First Class and a Member of the Order of Sahl. He is also thought to be a environmental kook.
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- There was an artist named Bernard
- Of all the women down at Ohio State
- There once was a fellow named John
- There once was a unruly Grandma
- There once was a man from St. Louis
- There once was a man from Milwaukee
- As we celebrate Pre-Christmas Day
- There once was a man from Cheyenne
- There once was a woman from Madison
- There was a young soldier from Charleston
- A libidinous gal from Olympia
- There once was a woman from Richmond
- There once was a gal from Montpelier
- There was a guy from Salt Lake CityWho asked peopl...
- There was a pastry chef diwn in Austin;
- There was a young fellow from Nashville
- There once was a gal from Pierre.
- A dyslexic man from Columbia
- There once was a man from Providence
- There once was a guy in Harrisburge
- There once was a fellow from Salem;
- A chef in Oklahoma City
- There once was a man from Columbus
- A young geneticist from Bismarck
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- Dave Barry's Book of Bad Songs - Andrews McMeel Publishing - Kansas City - 1997
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