My neighbor keeps me up most nights
With 100,000 Christmas lights,
An inflatable sleigh,
A loudspeaker array
And live reindeer suspended in flight.
Upset that you can’t speak Valyrian?
7 years ago
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- Dr. Michael J. MacArthur
- Dr. Michael J. MacArthur is a humorist and the Executive Direstor of the International Center for Limerick Studies. He earned a SaD (Doctor of Smart Assery) from the Edward Lear Institute of Literary Technology. He is a Curmudgeon, First Class and a Member of the Order of Sahl. He is also thought to be a environmental kook.
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- Say farewell to 2011.
- There once was a fellow named Jess
- There once was a fellow named Milt
- A hard-luck hooker in New Orleans
- There once was a woman named Claire
- Her friends thought Diane was a prude
- The residents of a remote isthmus
- In December, we cruise through the night
- When Santa stoped in Storyville
- We all made it through Black Fridayl
- There once was a race called the Mayan
- Lana was banned from the buffet
- My neighbor keeps me up most nights
- There once was a woman named Mary
- There once was a gal from Manhattan
- Salute to Futurama -- Part vii
- Salute to Futurama -- Part Zeta
- Salute to Futurama -- Part V
- Salute to Futurama - Part D
- Salute to Futurama - Part 11
- Salute to Futurama -- Part two
- Salute to Futurama week - Part 1
- A fine girl is waiting for me,
- There once was a woman named Lauren
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- Dave Barry's Book of Bad Songs - Andrews McMeel Publishing - Kansas City - 1997
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