What
can I do to get a pardon?
Why can’t you believe
That the temptress Eve
Had
led me around by my hard-on.
Upset that you can’t speak Valyrian?
7 years ago
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- Dr. Michael J. MacArthur
- Dr. Michael J. MacArthur is a humorist and the Executive Direstor of the International Center for Limerick Studies. He earned a SaD (Doctor of Smart Assery) from the Edward Lear Institute of Literary Technology. He is a Curmudgeon, First Class and a Member of the Order of Sahl. He is also thought to be a environmental kook.
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- There once was a poet named Simon
- There once was a woman named Kay
- While Ernie collects unemployment,
- There once was a fellow named Raffel
- Said Adam as he left the Garden,
- Said Adam as he left the Garden,
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