Who
wanted to become a lady.
So he had boobs installed,
Got de____ed and beballed,
But
only looked good where it’s shady.
Upset that you can’t speak Valyrian?
7 years ago
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- Dr. Michael J. MacArthur
- Dr. Michael J. MacArthur is a humorist and the Executive Direstor of the International Center for Limerick Studies. He earned a SaD (Doctor of Smart Assery) from the Edward Lear Institute of Literary Technology. He is a Curmudgeon, First Class and a Member of the Order of Sahl. He is also thought to be a environmental kook.
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- There once was a sailor named Diedrah
- There once was a woman named Drew
- There once was a woman named Cameron
- There once was a fellow named Brady
- There once was a woman named Joy
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- There once was a woman named Annie,
- There once was a gal maned Marie
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