Who enjoyed sex with her umbrella.
With
it deep in her ______,
She
released the catch
Which ruined her for any fella.
Upset that you can’t speak Valyrian?
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- Dr. Michael J. MacArthur
- Dr. Michael J. MacArthur is a humorist and the Executive Direstor of the International Center for Limerick Studies. He earned a SaD (Doctor of Smart Assery) from the Edward Lear Institute of Literary Technology. He is a Curmudgeon, First Class and a Member of the Order of Sahl. He is also thought to be a environmental kook.
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