“12-inch manhood” was his slogan.
Since
his ____ was a foot
Each
morning he put
In a size 13 EEE brogan.
Upset that you can’t speak Valyrian?
7 years ago
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About Me
- Dr. Michael J. MacArthur
- Dr. Michael J. MacArthur is a humorist and the Executive Direstor of the International Center for Limerick Studies. He earned a SaD (Doctor of Smart Assery) from the Edward Lear Institute of Literary Technology. He is a Curmudgeon, First Class and a Member of the Order of Sahl. He is also thought to be a environmental kook.
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- There once was a young girl named Muffin
- At the coffee shop, the old guys gather,
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- Former NY Gov Eliot Spitzer
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- A would-be brothel girl named Cookie
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- Dave Barry's Book of Bad Songs - Andrews McMeel Publishing - Kansas City - 1997
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