Tuesday, June 30, 2009

There once was a fellow named Hanson

There once was a fellow named Hanson
Whose wealth took a major expansion.
His fortune was made
In the pharmacy trade;
Selling Viagra at the Playboy Mansion.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

There once was a fellow named Rude

There once was a fellow named Rude
Whose wife never was “in the mood.”
He asked, “Why don’t you soften
And give sex more often?”
She said, “I would if you were any good.”

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

UFO sightings have gone apace

UFO sightings have gone apace
We see them all over the place.
With all those lights strobing
And the orifice probing
Earth must be the Las Vegas of space.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

There once was a woman named Suzie

There once was a woman named Suzie
Who certainly was not a floozy.
Men lined up down the street
Just to massage her feet.
But she turned them all back. She’s so choosy.

Happy birthday, Kathy, a.k.a. Suzie Q

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

When my widowed mom stays out all night

When my widowed mom stays out all night
To think of her screwing is a fright.
But it was quite a shock
To see her suck a ____
On her very own internet site.

When my widowed mom stays out all night

When my widowed mom stays out all night
To think of her screwing is a fright.
But it was quite a shock
To see her suck a ____
On her very own internet site.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Our baseball team is finally winning

Our baseball team is finally winning
For the first time since its beginning.
The couch hired some women
To kiss balls in the bullpen
And stroke bats in the dugout every inning.