Sunday, August 28, 2011

A diner quaintly named “My House”

A diner quaintly named “My House”
Is no place to go if you grouse.
So friendly and cheery,
Go in when your bleary
And dance out like you’re Juliet Prowse.

Friday, August 26, 2011

I’m not a one of those wannabe jocks

I’m not a one of those wannabe jocks
Playing fantasy or Madden X-Box.
My ultimate dream
Fantasy football team
Is Pam Anderson tackling Megan Fox.

Friday, August 19, 2011

His first time at the tanning salon

His first time at the tanning salon
He tried it without his clothes on.
He learned it’s a trick,
When you sunburn your ____,
To even think about “getting it on”.

Friday, August 5, 2011

Dee left her home in the Caribbean

Dee left her home in the Caribbean
To take her first turn on a Sybian*.
After a 6-minute ride,
She squealed and she cried,
“Oh my God! Pleeeease do that to me again.”

*Google it.