Friday, August 31, 2012

There once was a woman named Carol

There once was a woman named Carol
Who did not know her husband was sterile.
         So, when she told her mate
That she thought she was “late”,
It put her poor marriage in peril.

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

There once was a woman named Sandra

There once was a woman named Sandra
A wiccan from Port Allesandra.
She sold herbs and potions,
         Aphrodesial lotions
All derived from genus pachysandra.

Monday, August 20, 2012

There once was a woman named Coffee

There once was a woman named Coffee
Who cnly ate bacon with toffee.
         One friend mocked her diet
‘Til she made him try it.
He ran away weepy and coughy.

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

There once was a woman named Vi

There once was a woman named Vi
Who attracted the wrong kind of guy;
The under-bankrolled,
Recently paroled,
Sweet-talker with roving hands and eye.