Thursday, February 6, 2014

There once was a fellow named Dion

There once was a fellow named Dion
Who wore a suit decked out in neon.
          Of scarlet and white
          That he wore every night
To show he was nobody’s peon.

Monday, January 20, 2014

A gay football player named Weavas known as a

A gay football player named Weavar
Played the game in an athletic fever.
          He started in South Bend
          As a rookie tight end
And retired as a pro wide receiver.
 

Saturday, January 18, 2014

There once was a woman nmed Gardener;

There once was a woman nmed Gardener;
A young amateur penis hardenner.
          She went without knowing
          That she causedg such growing
So rather than blame her, let’s pardon her..

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

There once was a woman named Kara

There once was a woman named Kara
Whose face and hair could not be faira.
          With breasts so well sized
          That other women despised
But made men just stand there and stara.