I got dumped by Rosemary Spivic
For reasons she made quite specific.
Her _____ was large
Like a two-car garage,
But I was just driving a Civic.
The Republican plan for our health care
7 years ago
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- Dr. Michael J. MacArthur
- Dr. Michael J. MacArthur is a humorist and the Executive Direstor of the International Center for Limerick Studies. He earned a SaD (Doctor of Smart Assery) from the Edward Lear Institute of Literary Technology. He is a Curmudgeon, First Class and a Member of the Order of Sahl. He is also thought to be a environmental kook.
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- I got dumped by Rosemary Spivic
- There once was a young man named Talmadge
- There once was a woman named Mabel
- My neighbor, Beth, is quite a foodie
- A young orchard worker named Ryder
- There once were twin girls named Olsen
- Annie barged into the team's locker room
- There once was a fellow named Joe
- There once was a woman named Syd
- There once was a fellow named Rick
- There was a farm girl from Monroe
- There once was a man called Obama
- There once was a fellow named Elden
- A San Francisco native named Molly
- In India, there's a fellow named Kelly
- There once was a fellow named Forrest
- I don't like that Stephen Colbert
- I love the Daily Show with Jon Stewart
- There once was a gal from Los Angeles
- There once was a fellow named Hunter
- I have a deep hate for my Mother
- On her wedding night, Penelope Prigger
- A naive honeymooner named Shearer
- Here's to dearly departed Tom
- A woman from Santa Domingo
- I noticed my off neighbor, Earl
- There once was a gal named Alexis
- When asked about football, I retort
- There once was a fellow named Horatio
- There's a nymphomaniac named Rose
- There once was a year called '08
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