Here's to the great Michael Phelps -- Revisited

Posted August 8th, 2008

Here's to the great Michael Phelps
Whose achievement caused much cheers and yelps.
It must take some mettle
To win eight gold medals,
And that .01 second sure helps.

Congratulations Michael Phelps and the US Swim Team!

Revised version

Here's to the great Michael Phelps
Whose bong photo caused much hoots and yelps.
The Role-Model's Creed
Says, "The smoking of weed
Near camera-phones almost never helps."