There once was a woman named Lynn
Who was unbelievably thinl.
At her beakfast each day
She put one grape away.
Anymore than that would be a sin.
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- Dr. Michael J. MacArthur
- Dr. Michael J. MacArthur is a humorist and the Executive Direstor of the International Center for Limerick Studies. He earned a SaD (Doctor of Smart Assery) from the Edward Lear Institute of Literary Technology. He is a Curmudgeon, First Class and a Member of the Order of Sahl. He is also thought to be a environmental kook.
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- There once was a woman named Lynn
- There once was a fellow named Stu
- I hate the old guys at Tim Horton
- At the Apollo, the Prez made the sceme
- Once said by a woman named Amy.
- There was a woman named Suzanne
- There once was a girl in Gomorrah
- There once was a fellow named Throne
- So today is Friday the Thirteenth;
- There’s a gal who works down at McD’s
- There once was a gal named Mariah
- Tribute to the Greene Brothers
- Tribute to the Greene Brothers
- Tribute to the Green Brothers
- There once was a fellow named Brent
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