There once was a woman named Steagles

There once was a woman named Steagles

Who every day did 65 kegels*

          And while focused down there

          She styled her pubic hair

In the manner of “A Flock of Seagulls**.

 

*Exercises designed to tighten the vaginal muscles.  Google it.

**A 80s British rock band.  Google it.